Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
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The only thing I’ve had going for me lately is that I’ve been making some bomb sandwiches, everything else in my life blows, but I’ll be damned if my sandwiches aren’t divine.
SAME - keep making those sammies homie. Ladies love sammies.
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"Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small, and yet, it is."
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I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
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Ahhh I had the loveliest night as Spin Jam tonight, tis crazy. Got some super cheap nuggies which are pretty super, along with a free hash pill, an edible & a beer. Burned my dragon staff twice & a new friend’s hoop twice. Two photographers told me that they got some great shots of me, which is great cause I derp so hard when spinning. Made SO many new buddies from the area. I’m so glad I got my lazy butt up and made some moves tonight. I needed this energy boost. I feel so happy again :)
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